bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

(via xanthical)

lloydcg:

This picture literally gives me life
jettplane:

langsettte:

azucarloco:

Where can I eat this…now

Oh. My. God


Woah
xsmoothhh:

stunningpicture:

my daughter’s priceless reaction when I decided to take the XL bowl of Pho challenge

Me.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via gam-spot)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via laughcentre)

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via laughcentre)

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

unfollowfriday:

when people are offended by nudity like have you seen whats under your clothes

(via definitelyb0red)