the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
don’t you ever get tired of everyone else getting what they want and you’re just sitting there like Oh
makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear